Gears 5 reviewed by someone who has never played a Gears game before.

Or, Gears 5: NOT a game about subordinate male sex slaves.

I decided to give Gears 5 a shot purely because the cover image has a girl front and center, and because it was advertised to have online campaign co-op. My sister just gifted herself a fresh Xbox One for christmas and I was looking for an experience to play online with her utilizing that…